"Five months of peace is just what I want." - The Shining (1980)
my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101
a class that teaches you how to climb trees
let’s talk about the american education system
Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.
shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”
shout out to everyone who can accept science and religion coexisting
shout out to everyone who can treat people with respect despite their differences
Dad jokes = the best jokes.
"Don’t be disgusting"
how is a toaster delivered in theory
tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T
"Don’t say you hate your fam-" No.
"Omg you should love your fami-" No.
"Be grateful they’re your famil-" No.
If you have been bullied, hit, teased, put down, hurt, lied to, or hated by your own family; you don’t need to justify how you feel. You don’t need to explain yourself. You are allowed to hate a family member or dislike a family member if they’ve given you a reason to.
this is so fucking important
day 29, they still suspect nothing
It’s me but mini.
need a German Shepard puppy 💓
I want a dog this big
What breed is this
I wanna nap on this for a few years
|—||roman era British saying. (via jethroq)|